Living in Milwaukee is a unique experience, and we tend to stick to our habits. Everyone knows that awkward feeling you get when something just isn’t right, and there are some moments that are specific to Brew City. To let you know that you’re not alone in this feeling, we’ve compiled a list of some of the most common awkward moments everyone from The Good Land can relate to.
- When someone tells you Kraft is real cheese.
Mike Mozart/Flickr This is barely food, let alone cheese. See the text at the bottom of the packaging? It says “Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product,” and it’s legally required to call itself that because it’s NOT cheese.
- Visiting another city and being told there’s no PBR at the bar.
Richard Steih/Flickr What kind of sad, sad place is this?
- “Real dairy comes from California.”
Flickr/CAFNR You may have seen this line in advertisements, and it just makes us laugh. Even this cow looks like it’s rolling its eyes. Wisconsin is nicknamed Dairyland for a reason!
- Only having access to ice cream instead of frozen custard.
Holly/Flickr Ice cream is okay… but it’s just not the same.
- There are only hot dogs at the cookout.
Flickr / Jason Pratt We want brats! We want brats! We want brats!
- Being asked if you live on a farm.
Flickr/Amy Anderson This awkward moment happens far too more than it should. Despite being a major city, people hear “Wisconsin” and instantly think “farm.”
- Not understanding someone when they pronounce a street or town name wrong.
Steve Glynn/Flickr Where are you trying to go? Oh! Wauwatosa! Milwaukeeans have some strange pronunciations, but at least let us try to teach you before blurting out a botched attempt.
- When you’re at a Brewers game and no one bets on the sausage race.
Mike/Flickr What are you supposed to do? Just watch them?
- Someone calls this a “water fountain.”
Oregon Department of Transportation/Flickr No… it’s a bubbler.
- Work gets called off because of bad weather.
Wade Morgen/Flickr This doesn’t happen often, but when it does the whole city is feeling awkward because we’re all out and about anyway.
- Overhearing someone bad mouthing Milwaukee and you actually intervene.
Jim Bauer/Flickr This one is out of character for Milwaukeeans, as we’re the nicest people you’ve ever met, but sometimes we just can’t hold it in. We’re fiercely proud of our city, and after hearing negative news in the headlines, we can’t help ourselves but set things straight. It’s one of the few times we just might break the stereotype of “Midwestern charm.”
Have you experienced any of these painfully awkward moments while living in Milwaukee? What others did we miss? We’d love to hear your input in the comments!
Mike Mozart/Flickr
This is barely food, let alone cheese. See the text at the bottom of the packaging? It says “Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product,” and it’s legally required to call itself that because it’s NOT cheese.
Richard Steih/Flickr
What kind of sad, sad place is this?
Flickr/CAFNR
You may have seen this line in advertisements, and it just makes us laugh. Even this cow looks like it’s rolling its eyes. Wisconsin is nicknamed Dairyland for a reason!
Holly/Flickr
Ice cream is okay… but it’s just not the same.
Flickr / Jason Pratt
We want brats! We want brats! We want brats!
Flickr/Amy Anderson
This awkward moment happens far too more than it should. Despite being a major city, people hear “Wisconsin” and instantly think “farm.”
Steve Glynn/Flickr
Where are you trying to go? Oh! Wauwatosa! Milwaukeeans have some strange pronunciations, but at least let us try to teach you before blurting out a botched attempt.
Mike/Flickr
What are you supposed to do? Just watch them?
Oregon Department of Transportation/Flickr
No… it’s a bubbler.
Wade Morgen/Flickr
This doesn’t happen often, but when it does the whole city is feeling awkward because we’re all out and about anyway.
Jim Bauer/Flickr
This one is out of character for Milwaukeeans, as we’re the nicest people you’ve ever met, but sometimes we just can’t hold it in. We’re fiercely proud of our city, and after hearing negative news in the headlines, we can’t help ourselves but set things straight. It’s one of the few times we just might break the stereotype of “Midwestern charm.”
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